10. "In the park, somewhere."
9. "Be sure the bear is gone before crawling in."
8. "Bring a ladder ... and scuba gear ... a helicopter might be a good idea, too."
7. "Look for the fake 'BioHazard' sign next to the real ones."
6. "Ignore the pain."
5. "Is that a REAL nuclear waste dump?"
4. "If you're plunging to your death, you've gone too far."
3. "Stand still and call, 'Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.' Bring pliers and rubber gloves."
2. "Don't forget that tetanus booster!"
1. "The cache is in the one
that doesn't usually bite."






